Welcome to PwnAssPunany

Welcome to PwnAssPunany

As my first post, I want to welcome you all to PwnAssPunany. This site will be my personal blog where I review pornography. This site is a free to use site without ads. This site is not part of any affiliate program or supported financially by anyone. Most of the content on this site will be reviews of scenes with embedded videos from other sites. Since this is my personal blog, I might cover other pornographic subjects as well. I am for instance playing through some pornographic/sex games to give you a review on those in the months to come.

Why PAP?

There are soooo many pornsites and blogs out there, so what makes PwnAssPunany the site to visit? There are a lot of sites reviewing porn, but a lot of those either review pornsites or write looong stories about each scene. Allot of the sites are also clearly “in the pocket of paysites” (I don’t blame anyone for wanting to get payed though). I want this site to be something in between browsing on Pornhub’s recommended section and highly descriptive blogposts. I want to cut the bullshit and give you an opinion of the quality of the content without making it too long. I will try to be exact on what you get and what I think about it (I will spice it up with some personal flavor or it’s no fun for anyone). When it comes to stuff such as games I will most likely give a more in depth review (especially if it is a pay-to-play game) than I do to a scene that lasts twelve minutes.

To sum it up: if you want suggestions on good porn catering to many tastes, created by someone who are passionate about porn and want to share with you, then you should keep visiting this site. There are so much pornographic material on the internet, so it might be nice having someone narrowing your search down for you. And there is also a quiz.

To be honest, I don’t care if I get allot of followers on this site, I’m doing this because I enjoy it and I am sure you will too. I do however think that the site will become better and this much more fun to work with if I have many active visitors. I might even create a newsletter if I get enough requests for it.


I use a ranking system from 1 (worst) to 5 (best). The ranking system is based on a multitude of factors such as: camera angles, quality of the video, performer involvement (are they “in it”), and so on. The final score will be the sum of factors and be based on the general “feel” of the video. This will of course be subjective, even though I try my best to be objective and cynical. If you highly disagree with how I have rated a video, let me know. Even though I try to only give you the best porn, not all videos are equal. I do take requests, and I try to give a diverse display of content on the site so not all videos reviewed will be great videos. Most videos will most likely not be given a five on the rating scale either; this is because that means it’s the best of the best, and you will mostly not be able to access that for free. There are however free videos out there deserving of a full score. Another reason for the ranking is that I try to give a diverse account of pornography and I am, as everybody, biased (even though I try not to be).

However, I would like to mention that even though some videos gets a rating of one or two, that does not mean that they are bad. Such videos might be highly enjoyable or fun to watch but might lack that hotness or fappyability I believe a really good porn video should contain. There will be NO videos on this site that I believe are bad.


I am picking videos mostly from tube-sites with their direct or indirect (some sites, like Pornhub have open sharing policies) consent. Since these sites have many videos and anyone can upload videos there, copyright are always an issue. I do respect copyright, and so does these sites. I therefore only put videos on my site that are from either a content partner or a verified model, or it has been uploaded more than six months ago, so that I in good faith can believe that it is not infringed. If you do however find infringed materials embedded to this site, please let me, and the site the video comes from know so we may take it down.

Why free, should I not pay for porn?

Even though most of the materials on my site is free content, I do believe that paying for porn is important. I personally subscribe to several premium pornsites and believe that everyone that loves porn should do the same. So why do I promote free content on this site, you ask? Well, even though I believe in paying for porn I also am a big fan of free samples. These samples gives you the ability to check out what you like so you can make more of an informed choice when it comes to subscriptions. I also acknowledge that some people at one or more times in their lives cannot afford to buy porn, and I believe every adult should be allowed to watch porn. Another side of this is that there are a lot of people making porn for free because they enjoy it (much like I am enjoying doing this). I believe in supporting such horny niceties, so you will see validated homemade videos on my site.

That’s all for now. Hope you have enjoyed reading this and will continue enjoying the site.

–  The Webmasster

PS. Remember that I do take recommendations for videos and allow guest writers to appear on my site. So if you have a hot tip or want to write a review or something, just send it to me on the submission page or email me: webmaster@pwnasspunany.com